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  • May 9, 2026, 10:41 PM

    She gets into this position by first circling around on my chest a few times and then turning her butt towards me, scooting back until only her front paws are on my chest and then sitting down.

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  • May 9, 2026, 11:52 PM

    @irene Kiki absolutely does not understand how long my arms are, she will make it clear she wants to be petted, then sit out of reach

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  • May 9, 2026, 11:34 PM

    @irene but you have been becatted! That is a divine event!

    (One of mine, when I was walking downstairs earlier, decided that being carried in the basket with the laundry is above her and climbed on me, almost slicing my neck with her hind claws…)

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  • May 9, 2026, 11:54 PM

    @irene I've grown up with cats and am used to them sitting on my lap. Less so on my chest. I have a colleague who's a DD cup size and it never occurred to me that it might be painful for a 15lb cat to stand on my chest and kneed before plotzing down until she mentioned it.

    I can't imagine what she thought of the prospect of my 20lb black cat making himself at home on her chest.

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