Jason Lefkowitzjalefkowit
Mar 17, 2026, 7:50 PMTranslate to "instagram thot"
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=instagram+thot
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- Jason LefkowitzjalefkowitMar 17, 2026, 7:55 PM
Translate to "slurping soup eater"
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=slurping+soup+eater
- Jason LefkowitzjalefkowitMar 17, 2026, 8:06 PM
Translate to "disillusioned Jesuit priest"
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=disillusioned+jesuit+priest
- Jason LefkowitzjalefkowitMar 17, 2026, 8:10 PM
Translate to "Joss Whedon character"
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=joss+whedon+character
- Jason LefkowitzjalefkowitMar 17, 2026, 8:15 PM
Translate to "blockchain enthusiast"
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=blockchain+enthusiast
- Jason LefkowitzjalefkowitMar 17, 2026, 8:26 PM
Translate to "VSCO girl"
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=vsco+girl
- Jason LefkowitzjalefkowitMar 17, 2026, 8:35 PM
This one's for my British followers
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=daily+mail+story
- Jason LefkowitzjalefkowitMar 17, 2026, 8:47 PM
Honestly sometimes though it feels like the LLM is just phoning it in
https://translate.kagi.com/?text=I+think+we+should+break+up.&from=en&to=subaru+driving+lesbian
Dianealienghic@timeloop.cafeMar 17, 2026, 8:01 PMto=lovecraftian+cultist.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh fhtagn... our union must be severed, for the stars are no longer right for us."
Airis Damonairisdamon@mastodon.socialMar 17, 2026, 8:05 PM- Dianealienghic@timeloop.cafeMar 17, 2026, 8:06 PM
to=vogon+poetry
Oh, freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I say! Groop now, or I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
For our putrid union must now be sundered like a moldy curd in a cosmic drain! 
SnoopJSnoopJ@hachyderm.ioMar 17, 2026, 8:03 PM- SnoopJSnoopJ@hachyderm.ioMar 17, 2026, 8:04 PM
@jalefkowit and, since this is fedi and SOMEONE is going to ask what the real RFC 8675 is:
- SnoopJSnoopJ@hachyderm.ioMar 17, 2026, 8:10 PM
Swiftswift@merveilles.townMar 17, 2026, 8:04 PM
Brændꜵn Mollɔy :ferris:piecritic@hachyderm.ioMar 17, 2026, 8:33 PM@jalefkowit I'm sorry but you made me
- Brændꜵn Mollɔy :ferris:piecritic@hachyderm.ioMar 17, 2026, 8:58 PM
@jalefkowit so anyway I made it a nynorsk nationalist that speaks like Trump. Please send help
- Brændꜵn Mollɔy :ferris:piecritic@hachyderm.ioMar 17, 2026, 8:59 PM
@jalefkowit no I don't think you understand. A nynorsk speaking linguist is now playing with this because of you (i.e. my boss)
- Jason LefkowitzjalefkowitMar 17, 2026, 9:00 PM
@piecritic I'm just out here tossing hand grenades
- Brændꜵn Mollɔy :ferris:piecritic@hachyderm.ioMar 17, 2026, 9:00 PM
@jalefkowit and I'm here making some straight up fucking cognitohazards at scale
- Brændꜵn Mollɔy :ferris:piecritic@hachyderm.ioMar 17, 2026, 9:02 PM
@jalefkowit here's the proof: (translation in the alt text)
Mar 17, 2026, 8:49 PM@jalefkowit my first idea works too: https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=modern+klingon&text=I+think+we+should+break+up
James Henstridgejamesh@aus.socialMar 18, 2026, 3:44 AM@jalefkowit This seems about right: https://translate.kagi.com/?from=en&to=swedish+chef&text=I+think+we+should+break+up.
ToroidalCoretoroidalcore@masto.hackers.townMar 18, 2026, 6:29 AM
James 🦉 #FBPE 🇪🇺freequaybuoy@mastodon.socialMar 17, 2026, 8:56 PM@jalefkowit That can't be the Daily Mail, it doesn't blame immigrants. Or Labour.
- Jason LefkowitzjalefkowitMar 17, 2026, 8:56 PM
@freequaybuoy Or both! 😆
Steve Williamsblabberlicious@toot.communityMar 17, 2026, 11:20 PM@jalefkowit
I don’t know why, but this reminded me of filming a documentary about The LAMDA acting school.The class was for TV acting, specifically, perfecting the aghast look to camera actors secretly make while embracing their partner - just as the signature tune kicks in:
A “blow out”.
Fun fact, and very English.
David SPionir@masto.bikeMar 18, 2026, 8:15 AMTheir training data seems pretty accurate
jackjackeric@beige.partyMar 17, 2026, 8:26 PM@jalefkowit laughing at these translations feels like the final page of 1984 where he learns to love Big Brother
- Jason LefkowitzjalefkowitMar 17, 2026, 8:28 PM
@jackeric I am laughing less at the translations themselves than at the lack of guardrails that makes them possible
SydSythelux@social.tchncs.deMar 17, 2026, 8:16 PM@jalefkowit finally I was able to use it for it was supposed to be used.
Mattiemattiebee@hachyderm.ioMar 17, 2026, 8:17 PM- SnoopJSnoopJ@hachyderm.ioMar 17, 2026, 8:18 PM
@mattiebee @jalefkowit thanks, hate that
Toni Aittoniemigimulnautti@mastodon.greenMar 17, 2026, 8:25 PM@mattiebee AI is just the New Age of the 90’s all over again. Spiritual gurus by the dozen. 🙂
Mar 17, 2026, 9:55 PMUncanny how accurate it is...
Mar 17, 2026, 8:21 PM@jalefkowit This is pretty funny but Kagi swears I’m not paying for generative AI when all I want is ad free search, but I think they are lying.
jabsonikjabsonik@ihan.outo.laMar 17, 2026, 8:19 PM@jalefkowit Soviet Union jargon.
- jabsonikjabsonik@ihan.outo.laMar 17, 2026, 8:24 PM
@jalefkowit I’ll start using ”the central committee of my conscience” phrase everywhere all the time for now on.
