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daniel:// stenberg://bagder@mastodon.social
Oct 13, 2026, 3:10 PM
"This service saw 99.9% of its 2906897754 requests so far this month identified as bot traffic"
It's a great time to be alive.
(This is what Fastly says about the website at curl.se)
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Stabbystabby@mastodon.social
Oct 13, 2026, 3:16 PM
@bagder how depressing
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Francesco P Lovergine :debian: :guix:gisgeek@floss.social
Oct 13, 2026, 3:20 PM
@bagder time to write bot-only websites finally
https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/
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DeltaLima 🐧DeltaLima@social.la10cy.net
Oct 13, 2026, 7:30 PM
@gisgeek I would not give them a single byte more than necessary. A good bot-only website would be completely blank, in my opinion @bagder
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uoʇɹǝʌıɥƆ ɯo⊥falken@falkensweb.com
Oct 13, 2026, 8:49 PM
@DeltaLima @gisgeek @bagder oh. I'll give bots bytes all day long. Slowly.

https://slop.falkensweb.com
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DeltaLima 🐧DeltaLima@social.la10cy.net
Oct 13, 2026, 9:31 PM
@falken that is great!! :heartcyber: @gisgeek @bagder
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Simon Zerafasimonzerafa@infosec.exchange
Oct 13, 2026, 4:02 PM
@bagder
Any patterns to the bot activity? 🫤
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daniel:// stenberg://bagder@mastodon.social
Oct 13, 2026, 4:05 PM
@simonzerafa unknown, as we don't have any logs...
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Simon Zerafasimonzerafa@infosec.exchange
Oct 13, 2026, 4:25 PM
@bagder
Ah. Fair enough 🙂🖖
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j5vj5v@mastodon.social
Oct 13, 2026, 5:08 PM
@bagder I never thought bots would make thousands separators necessary.
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schiermischiermi@frankfurt.social
Oct 13, 2026, 7:01 PM
@bagder What's the share of requests with `User-Agent: curl/…`?
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adingbatponder :nixos: 👾adingbatponder@fosstodon.org
Oct 13, 2026, 7:24 PM
@bagder OMG
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