Adrianna Tanskinnylatte@hachyderm.io
Oct 21, 2026, 5:39 AMRE: https://hachyderm.io/@skinnylatte/117475165543844333
My friends in Chennai have informed me you can get biryani flavored condoms here
This is giving me ideas
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NormanDunbarNormanDunbar@mastodon.scotOct 21, 2026, 5:47 AM@skinnylatte Durian? Isn't that the fruit that has a "delicate aroma"? 😉
GrumpyDad 🇺🇦🇵🇸grumpydad@infosec.exchangeOct 21, 2026, 8:26 AM@NormanDunbar @skinnylatte I believe someone said it's like “eating custard over an open sewer”
- NormanDunbarNormanDunbar@mastodon.scotOct 21, 2026, 8:38 AM
@grumpydad @skinnylatte Sounds about like what I've been told too.
- Adrianna Tanskinnylatte@hachyderm.ioOct 21, 2026, 11:45 AM
@NormanDunbar @grumpydad sounds like they had a bad one ;) I maintain that anyone who hasn’t eaten fresh durian in durian season in a tropical country is having the same experience as eating a frozen block of blue cheese
- NormanDunbarNormanDunbar@mastodon.scotOct 21, 2026, 2:09 PM
@skinnylatte @grumpydad I can only confess that I've never eaten it. I have smelt it though.
Not sure I'd want my condoms that flavour! 😁
Martinmarmrt@mastodon.nuOct 21, 2026, 5:49 AM@skinnylatte your food flavoured condoms would likely burn my genitals off, so I'm gonna pass on that one
Oct 21, 2026, 5:51 AM@skinnylatte genuinely surprised no one in the US has started manufacturing ranch dressing flavored condoms yet.
Angieang6666@mastodon.socialOct 21, 2026, 5:55 AM@dan @skinnylatte I do not get the appeal of ranch flavor.
- GrumpyDad 🇺🇦🇵🇸grumpydad@infosec.exchangeOct 21, 2026, 8:27 AM
@ang6666 @dan @skinnylatte How about bacon flavored?
- Adrianna Tanskinnylatte@hachyderm.ioOct 21, 2026, 1:04 PM
@grumpydad @ang6666 @dan a true sign of my American assimilation is that I really like ranch
Oct 21, 2026, 6:43 AM@dan @skinnylatte we don’t believe in birth control
Oct 21, 2026, 6:07 AMhahaha, i gagged once smelling durian-flavored wafers, i can only imagine what a durian-scented condom would do to an evening.
Tobin Bakertobinbaker@discuss.systemsOct 21, 2026, 6:59 AM@skinnylatte durian, the ultimate aphrodisiac