ThayerThayer@mastodon.social
Jun 15, 2026, 5:54 PMLol. All the teens I know have fake ids for physical world stuff. Those making these ridiculous bans think they won't for online?
I'll fucking help them tbh.
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- ThayerThayer@mastodon.socialJun 15, 2026, 5:55 PM
Maybe this is exactly what we all need, the next generation to completely live on and offline without their true identity. Feels a smart move.
Em :official_verified:Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchangeJun 15, 2026, 6:49 PM@Thayer Sadly, this will just lead to biometrics collection over time. They've already started developing products for this.
- ThayerThayer@mastodon.socialJun 15, 2026, 6:52 PM
@Em0nM4stodon so fake eyeballs. On it!
Sorry for sounding comedic, but I'm actually being realistic. The kids will find a way. And I will shift heaven and earth to help them. They're way smarter than us about all this stuff, just as we were at that age from the grown ups too. I have every faith.
Us grown ups are fucked tho.
- Em :official_verified:Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchangeJun 15, 2026, 6:54 PM
@Thayer Agreed! I'll happily invest in your fake eyeballs startup venture 😉
- ThayerThayer@mastodon.socialJun 15, 2026, 6:55 PM
@Em0nM4stodon ❤️🔥👩❤️👩❤️🔥