Skulk in a well, Belle
Go inter-railing, AC Grayling
Sign up as a nun, hun
Sink into the dirt, Burt
Get abducted by a roc, Jock
Dive in the sea, Bree
Take a bridge over troubled water, Walter
Kill yourself, Nigel
Jump into a hedge, Wedge (the X-wing guy)
That's a total of 51, it's actually difficult to stop
Just say you're too sad, Steve Gadd (but finish laying down this astonishing drum track first, please)
Defederate, mate
Return from whence you came, Wayne
Honestly those drums.
"Busy practicing fills, Jills"
Steve Gadd in a polycule with multiple Jills, why not, it was the 70s
"Perfecting my flams, Pams"
I'm now imagining Simon with a giant list sitting in his manager's office with them deciding which ones are acceptable to the label! 😝
@internetsdairy just flee from the Don, Ron
Relatedly
Unfollow and block, Jock
Delete your accounts, Blount
Make sure to go dark, Mark
Or conversely
Blatantly join Tinder, Varinder
@internetsdairy Ratamacue, Drew.
@internetsdairy Just flee from the Don, Ron
@internetsdairy all of these are fantastic but this one is my favourite. Outstanding!
@internetsdairy Dissolve into mist, Harry Nyquist
@internetsdairy Turn into a newt, brute
@internetsdairy Spontaenously self-combust, angel dust
@internetsdairy “Kill yourself, Nigel” is lyrical genius.
@Nickiquote and sound advice for one particular Nigel
@internetsdairy Is that really all, Paul?
@inpc @internetsdairy 👏👏👏👏