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  • Jul 2, 2026, 7:32 PM

    @paul_ipv6 @wendynather @spaf

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    In a Bloom County cartoon, Binkly and Opus approach a man behind a desk with sign
    "Sears
    LOST AND FOUND"

    Binkly: EXCUSE ME. I'VE LOST MY YOUTHFUL IDEALISM.

    Man: I BEG YOUR PARDON?

    Binkly: MY "YOUTHFUL IDEALISM." I HAD IT ONCE... BUT RECENTLY I'VE LOST SIGHT OF IT. NOW I FEAR IT'S BEEN LOST COMPLETELY. I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE IT.

    Man: OH... WELL, ACTUALLY...

    Binkly: AND WHAT ABOUT MY SENSE OF OPTIMISM? LATELY I'VE LOST THAT 100. )

    Man: OOF!
    WELL, I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS

    Binlky: OH BOY... NOW I'VE LOST MY PATIENCE. I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'VE FOUND THAT EITHER.

    Man: WELL... NO...

    Binkly: THAT'S JUST GREAT! NOW I'VE LOST MY TEMPER! SO UNLESS YOU'VE FOUND THAT I'LL BE OFF NOW, YOU INEPT OAF! GOOD DAY!!

    Man: P-PLEASE. HASN'T ANYBODY LOST ANY-THING TANGIBLE?!

    Opus: EXCUSE ME. I'VE LOST MY MARBLES.

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