Usually there’s only one Occam’s Razor answer to a given question but we have so, so many:
• For the oil, duh
• Distraction from the Epstein files
• Corollary: Blackmail by Netanyahu about same
• Pretext to cancel the midterm elections
• Orders from oil executives
• Orders from apocalyptic Christian nationalist zillionaires
• Bizarre dementia-enhanced grudge from 1980
I HATE THIS TIMELINE!!!
@Cdespinosa I also think TACO hurt his feelings 😢
@Cdespinosa @schwa why not a combination of several, if not all?
@Cdespinosa you forgot Putin, who is dancing in a shower of oil dollars.
@Cdespinosa I saw this floating around yesterday. Source: https://cagle.com/cartoonist/dave-whamond/2026/03/03/305249/the-war-game
Don't forget sabotaging internal revolution-- just like the Arab Spring. The Middle East just isn't allowed to develop any stable secular democracies. No freedom for self-determination.
Mar 6, 2026, 2:07 PM@Cdespinosa Wow, how could he NOT do it?