Kimball's birthday is Dia do los Muertos, and she really likes the imagery surrounding the holiday. So, this year, she wanted two things: Socks, and a new coffee mug.

So, I went to four stores and found two things, Jack and shit, and Jack left town. Everyone had fucking xmas shit out already!

So, I fucking got it all on Amazon.

This sucks. I fucking hate Amazon. I haven't had an Amazon account for _years_ now.

Well, I fucking do now.