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Kara GoldfinchKaraLG84@dragonscave.space
Nov 5, 2026, 10:14 AM
"Image Explorer Transcript
Description:
Image Explorer can’t describe this image because it may contain sensitive content.
Question:
Why.
Answer:
That’s something Siri may be able to help with.
Question:
What's sensitive about it.
Answer:
That’s something Siri may be able to help with.
Question:
No you tell me
Answer:
That’s something Siri may be able to help with.
Question:
Fuck off.
Answer:
Image Explorer can’t answer this question because it may contain sensitive content."
The AIs will probably end up ganging up and sending drones after me. lol
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Kara GoldfinchKaraLG84@dragonscave.space
Nov 5, 2026, 10:43 AM
I'd love to fit special contact lenses to the people who design this stuff which will go opaque when they try to look at an image I think contains sensitive content. They will also be permanent.
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Kara GoldfinchKaraLG84@dragonscave.space
Nov 5, 2026, 11:01 AM
Oops sorry, from this angle, that parsnip you're trying to chop looks like a penis. *opaque*
Oh no, now you've chopped your finger off, and oh look there's a lot of blood. That's sensitive content so *opaque*
I would not use AI to help me chop a parsnip. I'm just being daft, and cruel and you don't want me ruling things.
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Daveybotdaveybot@mastodon.scot
Nov 5, 2026, 10:59 AM
@KaraLG84 Ahhh yes, a popular variant of the Joo Janta 200s!
(Confession: I had to look up the quote to remember the brand)
“Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses have been specially designed to help people develop a relaxed attitude to danger. At the first hint of trouble, they turn totally black and thus prevent you from seeing anything that might alarm you.”
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Kara GoldfinchKaraLG84@dragonscave.space
Nov 5, 2026, 11:05 AM
@daveybot Perfect. I forgot all about that.
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Daveybotdaveybot@mastodon.scot
Nov 5, 2026, 11:10 AM
@KaraLG84 Oh wow, turns out somebody made a pair!
https://hackaday.com/2018/06/10/super-chromatic-peril-sensitive-sunglasses/
People are so cool.
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Kara GoldfinchKaraLG84@dragonscave.space
Nov 5, 2026, 11:12 AM
@daveybot Right when I'm queen of the world I'm hiring that person.
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Jessie Rowbum :progress_pride:jess@blop.social
Nov 5, 2026, 11:03 AM
@KaraLG84 "You're right, I should have told you not to chop your finger off. Would you like me to tell you more about not chopping your finger off?"
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🎃Ellen🐈‍⬛Starry1086@wandering.shop
Nov 5, 2026, 11:30 AM
@KaraLG84 Is this an NVDA add-on?
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Kara GoldfinchKaraLG84@dragonscave.space
Nov 5, 2026, 11:37 AM
@Starry1086 No. Built into iOS 27.
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🎃Ellen🐈‍⬛Starry1086@wandering.shop
Nov 5, 2026, 11:40 AM
@KaraLG84 Gotcha.
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