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  • Nov 4, 2026, 10:40 AM

    *chokes on instant coffee*

    I'm afraid I would be afraid to ever put a record anywhere near something this expensive! It's a turntable. How can it ever cost that much for a turntable?

    *sadly shakes head*

    An advert for a vinyl record turntable. It's a very high-end turntable. It must be as even in the sale it is priced over £3,000.
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  • Nov 4, 2026, 11:00 AM

    @snaptophobic It’s a lot of money for something that will never sound as good as a CD player…

    <<Hides>>

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  • Nov 4, 2026, 11:03 AM

    @snaptophobic
    Ah, a turntable worth £319.50 but multiplied by 10 for the psychological placebo effect of how expensive it is, as expected by the genuine 'audiophile' enthusiast.

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  • Nov 4, 2026, 11:05 AM

    @scribblanitea

    It's that special audiophile thing, isn't it. The gold-plated connectors and hand-built pre-amp circuit all give excellent separation on the bass and treble. The platter is hand-crafted and balanced to give the ultimate in crack and pop reproduction.

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  • Nov 4, 2026, 1:51 PM

    @snaptophobic You have the template text!
    The equivalent fluff in bike reviews is 'extra stiffness'... and 'compliance'.
    Take from that what you will.

    When I was a sales guy, we used to sell pretty high end binoculars, and my justification for higher price stuff then was "after a certain level, the smallest improvements cost a lot of money to make," which sounded true but I had pulled it out of thin air one day with no idea if it was true or not.

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  • Nov 4, 2026, 4:10 PM

    @scribblanitea @snaptophobic hehe.. looks like I did the audiophile thing back in about 1988.. Mission turntable. Platter weighs 7Kg! But not for that kind of dosh... I think about £300? Probably worth the same now 🙂

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  • Nov 4, 2026, 4:30 PM

    @snaptophobic Once I would have said that 50 years old is REALLY old, but as I'm nearly sixty I currently think it's not that old actually and probably has a lot of life in it yet.

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