I've been on Mastodon for a few years now, and after much observation and thought, I've come up with The 10 Commandments of Mastodon (tm) :
01 - Thou shalt not take thyself too seriously.
10 - If thou sees a fellow traveller being too serious, then thou shalt throw cats at said person until said person lightens up a bit. If said person is still being a bugger, then thou shalt do The Ministry Of Silly Walks Skit until said person gives up.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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