Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)catsalad@infosec.exchange
Aug 17, 2026, 3:59 AMMe: *donates body to science*
Science: *donates my body to goodwill*
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Aug 17, 2026, 4:01 AMTuesdays at The Bins is always pretty smelly
Aug 17, 2026, 5:17 AM@catsalad Me: Donated my body to science.
Science: Here you have it back, fixed some bits.
isolisol@mastodon.auAug 17, 2026, 5:23 AMDodgy Goodwill volunteer: *accidentally takes your body home to sell at garage sale*
Society Fringe Dweller: *buys body for mood aesthetic in cellar*
Homicide Detectives on unrelated case: *sends body to forensic pathologist*
Forensic Pathologist: *(secretly recognising body from when they originally declined the donation), stuns detectives by giving an earlobe a 2-second cursry examination, and rattling off name, DOB, DOD, address, height, weight, medical, marital, educational, and employment history … "
Aug 17, 2026, 5:25 AMgood news!
you can donate to the University of Tennessee Body Farm directly
https://fac.utk.edu/body-donation/
(fyi, the UT Forensic Anthropology Center is well-respected. but you should know you're going to be some grad student's research material for, for example, gauging time of death via larval stages of a particular dermestid beetle species)
these ladies will take care of you
Peter (ˈpiːtər)PeterLG@theblower.auAug 17, 2026, 5:47 AM- Aug 17, 2026, 5:47 AM
Melissa BearTrixMelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.onlineAug 17, 2026, 9:01 AM
Guillotine Jones, FlâneurGuillotine_Jones@beige.partyAug 17, 2026, 6:59 AM
🏳️🌈Independently Broke #86-47Social_Recluse2@mastodon.socialAug 17, 2026, 3:36 PM
Aug 17, 2026, 5:27 AMMe, shopping at goodwill: just what I needed for my shitposting séance
Dgardgar@aus.socialAug 17, 2026, 6:03 AM@catsalad
🥺🤭😃😄😂🤣😅🤧😏
katzenbergerkatzenberger@tldr.nettime.orgAug 17, 2026, 6:39 AMIn May 1986, after the Chernobyl disaster, a German satire magazine on public TV had prepared a sketch about "our grandpa": He had been forgotten outdoors, for 4 hours. Let's ask the authorities whether he must be disposed of as hazardous waste?
The show would not be broadcast on Bavarian public TV, who called the sketch "macabre and degoutant". They couldn't convince any other public TV station to join in, though, and to censor the show.
- Guillotine Jones, FlâneurGuillotine_Jones@beige.partyAug 17, 2026, 6:52 AM
@catsalad
The cycle of life, CatSalad. 
Comrade Weezweezmgk@mastodon.socialAug 17, 2026, 6:59 AM@catsalad Goodwill: Opens an Only Fans account for your body
- Melissa BearTrixMelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.onlineAug 17, 2026, 8:59 AM
Sorry, they don't take worn out items ... Giggles
I want to be given to the forensic death people ... They leave you body out to rot ... For science
Hugz & xXx
Aug 17, 2026, 12:07 PMWow, the most sustainable option I've heard of. I'm going to look for that here.
Medea Vanamonde 🏳️⚧️MedeaVanamonde@beige.partyAug 17, 2026, 5:29 PMScience!
- Melissa BearTrixMelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.onlineAug 17, 2026, 8:40 PM
- Aug 17, 2026, 12:03 PM
@catsalad lucky you. Science won't even take my body.
Aug 17, 2026, 2:59 PM@catsalad Do you think they'd put it in store or online auction
- 🏳️🌈Independently Broke #86-47Social_Recluse2@mastodon.socialAug 17, 2026, 3:33 PM
@catsalad I signed up to donate my body. I’m dying to find out what happens!
Dr Alice Violettalicemcalicepants@ohai.socialAug 17, 2026, 6:30 PM@catsalad 🎵 this year, to save me from tears 🎵
Tobias 🌒🌕🌘catdad@ohai.socialAug 17, 2026, 6:37 PM@catsalad Goodwill: <donates my body to a landfill>
Andrewcinebox@masto.hackers.townAug 17, 2026, 8:02 PM@catsalad Donating my body to the local food bank
- Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch)catsalad@infosec.exchangeAug 17, 2026, 8:05 PM
@cinebox Ah, a RimWorld player 😹
