bit101bit101@mstdn.social
Aug 10, 2026, 8:10 PMI couldn't finish reading this, I kept throwing up.
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- bit101bit101@mstdn.socialAug 10, 2026, 8:32 PM
"Everyone will have an exceptionally capable personal agent that understands you, your goals, and everything you care about. Your agent will work 24/7 on your behalf to improve your relationships, health, career, finances, home management, hobbies, and more."
Translation:
"Our servers will understand you, your goals, and everything you care about. Our company will work 24/7 on our own behalf to know all about your relationships, health, career, finances, ... hobbies and more"
Aug 10, 2026, 8:29 PM@bit101 using the word "superintelligence" as a fait-a-complis 🤮
- Aug 10, 2026, 8:31 PM
@bit101 also this dystopian world of having your agent plan stuff *FOR YOUR CHILD* :
"my daughter loves to bake so my agent plans personalized recipes"....,rather than, you know, ****engaging*** with your offspring
- bit101bit101@mstdn.socialAug 10, 2026, 8:36 PM
- Aug 10, 2026, 9:35 PM
@bit101 yeah I saw that one too :-/
