Pleased to announce I have been located on a rural roadside and attended by NSW police, they still think I am a "lifelike doll", looking forward to the many challenges of this role.
"doll with bruises and lactations"
$10 says it's a Halloween mask.
Edit: no spell check, not those!!
International media when women are murdered every week in australia: 🦗🦗🦗
International media when it turns out to be a Halloween decoration this one time: 🚨🚨🚨
@coolandnormal I appreciate the commitment to noticing a mistake, editing the post, still not fixing it. This is what separates the casual poster from the serious researcher :blobcatgiggle:
@coolandnormal thank you, I held off this one in the interests of good taste
@liamvhogan I considered that momentarily.
Then I thought of the incompetent and highly deserving cops and that episode of Red Dwarf where they accidentally bring home a shape shifter. The 'unfortunately our initalism would be CLITORIS' episode, as I recall.
@coolandnormal Between the reduced affect and strange body language, no one has ever accused me of being a life-like doll