RIP everyone else who had to explain the ABS to itself for the employer section of the census

If you're not a PRACTISING straight, mark bisexual.

If you haven't been to church since 1997, mark bisexual.

Remember, if you're bisexual now, mark bisexual.

He didn't ask the 'AI agent' to book the class from scratch. He was already forth on a waiting list and he asked it to move him to first.

He's claiming to be shocked that it... Worked?

Breaking news: man shocked when computer does exactly what he tells it to do. Man denies any involvement.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08-10/ai-assistant-hacks-gym-website-aus-cyber-attack/107007986

Maybe it's circadian rhythm stuff. Maybe it's that the vast majority of jobs that involve night shifts involve being exposed to other risk factors (crowding, poverty, overwork, inability to take time off for illness).

Confounding variables have entered the chat

https://aus.social/@DenisCOVIDinfoguy/117074344855189650

Lol don't go to my apprentice, Sally, she makes jars that sit upright on the table. Ridiculous. WTF.

Imagine being the kid who discovered the flat bottoms after 1000 years of jars. Everyone would just tell you you're doing it wrong.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/off-the-coast-of-sicily-divers-discovered-a-roman-era-shipwreck-with-hundreds-of-amphorae-ancient-jars-frequently-used-to-hold-wine-180989307/

Pans are under the bi umbrella and we all love non binary people (except Jeff, he doesn't, but he's just a dick).

https://mastodon.social/@smolrobots/117071039000926727

International media when women are murdered every week in australia: 🦗🦗🦗
International media when it turns out to be a Halloween decoration this one time: 🚨🚨🚨

Shaved the dog's nether regions. Bit of a rash there, but nothing dramatic, dog absolutely flips out. Not much better in the morning. Seems injured. Yelping and trying to run away.

Took him to the vet (lady a little older than me) who, before looking at the area, explained that it's unlikely to be infected or injured, it's just that if you've been wearing pants all winter and someone suddenly forces you into some kind of crotchless suspender bullshit you're going to have a lot to say about it.

"doll with bruises and lactations"

$10 says it's a Halloween mask.

Edit: no spell check, not those!!

Damn, my teenage best friend and I would have been at this one for ever.

https://tech.intersects.art/@roadside/117070062436036278

Pleased to announce I have been located on a rural roadside and attended by NSW police, they still think I am a "lifelike doll", looking forward to the many challenges of this role.

That's how I always do it

https://mastodon.social/@wikihow/117069545337834062

(yes)

Bro do you even 4x4?

This is not a thrill seeker storm chaser thing btw, the road is intended for heavy tourism and the clearing is bigger than it looks. Also we knew we were the only ones in there (single entry/exit) and could drive as slow as we liked.