Imagine going up to the bar manager at The Oaks and saying, we’re investigating a brazen rendezvous, we need your CCTV please. They’d say c’mon do you have any idea how many of those this pub sees. Be more specific #ICACRadio
Spotto: a young man with four, count ‘em, four Labubus on his handbag
Play this while doing your census, folks, especially if you're doing it after work hours #censusworkingovertime
I am proud to announce I was able to answer correctly 'good poster' against my Census question, describing my good posts. It's important to credit this! And I look forward to much more good posting
RE: https://mindly.social/@MercG/117070843703222705
There once was a Roman decree
To the whole world, free and unfree
Causing some scenes
Amongst Nazarenes
TLDR they all had to flee
W/r/t census questions. I listened to an interview with a political scientist specialising in modern Russia who said, yes, we know the polls are unreliable and the questions meaningless in the face of power and violence. However being researchers when presented with a primary source it’s our duty to engage with it and ask, what can we learn despite the flaws? That’s how I feel about the very problematic social research
Census? Hell it damn near killed us
My AI has escaped containment and is playing aggressive funk folk ska punk with Australian band Ungus Ungus Ungus
Help me remember the name for that kind of phrase where you counterpose two different meanings (‘she stole my heart and my cat’)
Shit pitch: Trotskyite Cinematic Universe
Antisocial people have been making computing a tedious ordeal for many many decades
Autonomous hacking used to be called script kiddies. People don’t know their own shitty heritage
COLD NOODLES, HOT KISSES. Coming 2027. Hachette, $13.95 paperback $2.95 ebook
Shit pitch: an office romance based on this premise. An unfulfilled woman working long consultancy hours discovers her handsome coworker isn’t who he says he is. Can she find love… in Pyongyang?
I’ll tell you what when I joined the intelligence agencies I thought I’d be doing more interesting work than management consulting but here we are I guess
I am proud to announce that I am a North Korean intelligence official and I am on the payroll of your large Western firm, and I look forward to the many challenges of this new role
Canada juice / jus du Canada
I couldn’t think of the words ‘maple syrup’ so I coined ‘Canada juice’ which is now a thing that to me, exists
Content creators should be forced to direct their videos in jodphurs, silk scarves, and with a comically oversized speaking trumpet. Thank you for listening to my talk
Liam Hogan Thought insists that the highest impact education spending any government can spend is in the form of AUSTUDY-like stipends and rent assistance