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  • Aug 9, 2026, 9:44 PM

    COLD NOODLES, HOT KISSES. Coming 2027. Hachette, $13.95 paperback $2.95 ebook

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  • Aug 9, 2026, 10:04 PM

    @elzbethmrgn ah shit I’d better get writing. Who could I get to ghostwrite. Who knows a lot about North Korean culture. Hmm I have an idea

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  • Aug 9, 2026, 10:27 PM

    @liamvhogan I used to joke about writing a workplace romance about union contract bargaining (long hours! many clauses! "oh whoops I spilled coffee on your bargaining team polo shirt") but then I had an actual torrid affair (and now marriage) with a labor representative and so uh now that feels like people would think I was talking about my own life in a way I would not be

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  • Aug 9, 2026, 11:06 PM

    @sarae @liamvhogan my wife was doing this type of bargaining when we met. I could be wrong but my impression is there were not sexy times during bargaining. To my benefit, for sure

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  • Aug 9, 2026, 11:51 PM

    @ebooksyearn @liamvhogan yeah sadly my own experience is that when you get that bargaining team polo shirt off mostly the other party wants to take a shower, vent about capitalism for a while, and then pass out

    but in a sexy way, I hasten to add 😆

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  • Aug 10, 2026, 12:14 AM

    @sarae @liamvhogan there was an entirely inappropriate supervisor/supervisee relationship in her office then but both of them were problematic going in

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