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  • Nov 2, 2026, 4:17 PM

    Today I learnt that the US military is planning to design and deploy a new class of battleships. They're to be named Trump-class battleships, because of course.

    You don't have to be a military buff to know why this is stupid. I'm not. But in case you don't know the first thing about modern warfare, battleships are firmly a relic of the past. The last time they were a decisive force was im World War 2, and even that was debated at the time. By the 1960s, they were relegated to secondary fire support, if that, but were notoriously expensive and inefficient and required hundreds of people to even operate. In the 1970s and beyond, they were basically irrelevant. They were rendered more or less obsolete by aircraft carriers.

    And the last time *any* navy in the world had even a single battleship in active service or reserve was in 1991.

    Battleships have not been part of warfare for longer than a lot of people reading this post have been alive. Battleships have not *mattered* to warfare for longer than most anyone living today has been alive, period.

    You might as well build new military blimps, except blimps are kinda cool. Battleships are the most spectacular waste of resources, money, construction time, and manpower you could conceive of.

    How accidentally appropriate they're naming a project which will do nothing but waste untold amounts of money for no advantage after Donald Trump.

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  • Nov 2, 2026, 4:27 PM

    @oddtail@meow.social it's such an obvious waste of money

    if this turkey ever got in range to attack iran or even the houthis it would be sunk. not even getting into a near peer like china

    hell, even aircraft carriers are starting to look obsolete with modern drone and anti-ship missile technology. in the iran war, the US has kept its carrier groups thousand miles outside of the theater because they know iran has the capability to cause major damage to a carrier and its support ships (and this extreme distance is part of the reason why the US has had so much trouble keeping these ships supplied)

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  • Nov 2, 2026, 4:30 PM

    @jiub

    Let's be honest and admit the only reason they're building them is because they're Bigger Ships with Bigger Guns and it's basically only because that's Donald Trump's level of understanding of anything. Bigger dick equals more goodness.

    Like, I sound like I'm joking but that's literally fucking it. I guarantee that's the whole reason the idea even got off the ground.

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  • Nov 2, 2026, 4:38 PM

    @oddtail@meow.social oh absolutely, with donald trump it is as stupid and juvenile as it initially seems

    honestly i hope this gets built, it will be such an albatross around the neck of the US navy it will make it measurably less effective, taking money from projects that could actually be effective and requiring them to develop doctrines just so they can deploy it

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  • Nov 2, 2026, 6:01 PM

    @JoscelynTransient

    Have we considered putting him in a large bathtub with a rubber ducky and a few toy boats?

    We would save the world a LOT of grief, and I'm not sure he would notice the difference from building real battleships and waging actual wars.

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