Joscelyn TranspiringJoscelynTransient@chaosfem.tw
Nov 2, 2026, 5:45 PM@oddtail but the ships have big phallic objects on them and make the president feel like a big boy! 🙄
@oddtail but the ships have big phallic objects on them and make the president feel like a big boy! 🙄
Have we considered putting him in a large bathtub with a rubber ducky and a few toy boats?
We would save the world a LOT of grief, and I'm not sure he would notice the difference from building real battleships and waging actual wars.
@oddtail just add a video screen that plays people clapping and cheering whenever he goes “kablam!” 😅