This store on etsy sells felt cicadas that come in a little tin with various plants and a little wooden bed so you can tuck the bug in for a nice nap.
This is just so cute. The shop name is little green fern, but it's also just a neat gift idea for the right sort of kid... or adult...
I'd be a terrible congress person because someone could easily bribe me with this or ... like a box of ants or something.
Oct 10, 2026, 8:36 PM@futurebird the tabloid headlines would be glorious.
@futurebird Hahaha. This just makes me want to vote for you more.
Oct 11, 2026, 10:27 PMOur premier (Ontario) gets bribed for far less.
I'd take you over his corrupt ass any day
@futurebird I… I want that.
@futurebird love it. Keep it in the dirt sock. Take it out every seven years and make screaming noises. Fun!
@futurebird I do this thing when I have anxiety; I touch an object before and after an event that would give me anxiety.
I think this cicada in a bed would be perfect for my weird anxiety ritual.