Fesshole 🧻fesshole@mastodon.social
Aug 20, 2026, 2:20 PMStole my mom's wedding ring to give to my crush as an elementary schooler. My crush had a boyfriend. Never got over the guilt.
Stole my mom's wedding ring to give to my crush as an elementary schooler. My crush had a boyfriend. Never got over the guilt.
@fesshole Well, that's a horror story waiting to be written...
@fesshole incredible fess 10/10
@fesshole Rightly so.
@fesshole So did she get it back? Or did your former crush keep it anyway? Why do fessors so often leave us hanging like this? 😡
@fesshole I'll remember this story whenever I feel embarrassed about anything.