Fesshole 🧻fesshole@mastodon.social
Aug 19, 2026, 6:20 PMSpent a week recently thinking I was having a stroke owing to the fact I could smell burnt toast most days. Turned out my next door neighbour was just burning his toast.
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GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺Eetschrijver@mastodon.socialAug 19, 2026, 6:39 PM@fesshole Having a stroke wouldn't take a week anyway.
Clayfootclayfoot@mastodon.socialAug 19, 2026, 6:46 PM@fesshole Smelling burnt toast is not a typical or reliable sign of having a stroke; it's a sign to check your toaster.
mosttoastmosttoast@bostonmusic.onlineAug 19, 2026, 6:51 PM@fesshole relatable
CC_FL_IT_GUYdevans143@phpc.socialAug 20, 2026, 4:21 AM@fesshole
Might want to get them a smoke detector. They love burnt toast
Christian Praetoriussnaefell@mastodon.socialAug 20, 2026, 8:52 AM@fesshole If you have the suspicion of having a stroke, head straight to the next hospital. Don't wait for a week. It will kill you. If you still live, the outcome is usually unpleasant to say the least.
ƧƿѦςɛ♏ѦਹѤʞspacemagick@mastodon.socialAug 20, 2026, 2:43 PM@fesshole
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Mercmerc@techhub.socialAug 20, 2026, 6:14 PM@fesshole Burnt toast was associated (in popular media) with a seizure, not a stroke.