Aug 18, 2026, 5:00 PM"Comcast adds motion sensing to millions of its newer routers, with a privacy catch"
"A new feature added to Comcast's newest routers can detect if there is motion is inside your home without needing traditional motion sensors."
@gtronix "CUSTOMER USING BATHROOM DURING AD BREAK - ILLEGITIMATE THEFT OF ATTENTION - REPLAY COMMERCIALS UNTIL ALL CUSTOMERS HAVE VIEWED - ONE DEMERIT ISSUED"
@bcasiello @gtronix
As Bob is my witless, I swear we’re gonna have to go back to strings and tin cans. I’m beginning to think the whole falling out of trees thing was a mistake.