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William Peter Blatty: OMG did you guys hear
Poe: what?
Blatty: the society of st. pius X has schismed from the mother church!
Blatty: this could be the biggest interdoctrinal ecumenitestimal since the integral convergence of the helgrimite blasphemy at the diet of dendronal in 1536!!
Poe:
King:
Lovecraft:
Koontz:
Barker: