Dan Fixes Coin-Opsifixcoinops@retro.social
May 29, 2026, 4:19 PM🐹 Hi, my business plan is "Jabber but fuck it up," can I have ten billion dollars from businessvultures please
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sungosungo@social.sungo.spaceMay 29, 2026, 4:23 PM@ifixcoinops I worked on aol instant messenger way back in the day. Can I come work for you? I promise to write 5% less shitty code than I did back then
- Dan Fixes Coin-Opsifixcoinops@retro.socialMay 29, 2026, 4:27 PM
@sungo it's not gonna fuck itself
MrCopilotmrcopilot@mstdn.socialMay 29, 2026, 5:57 PM@ifixcoinops @sungo Then you are using too little compute. Can I interest you in some tokens?
/joke
Bit Regurgitatorarichtman@eigenmagic.netMay 29, 2026, 4:36 PM@ifixcoinops yea cool but be sure to totally botch it and pay nothing back within 5 years