Not enough slaking of thirsts lately

We need to bring that back

Kernel, I'm trying to sneak around, but my allocation's dummy thicc, and the sound of my mmap calls keep alerting the ulimit

Im on episode 2 of #MadokaMagica for the first time and i gotta say, rip to the rest of you preteen girls but i would not let a cat do child trafficking on me

(slow clap)

pressing the "and grogu" button to make my samsung smart tv use ai to add grogu to citizen kane

They are actually called chimpanzeds in Commonwealth countries

I really don't understand how employees can be excited for this tech. If it boosts productivity by 40% or w/e (which i doubt) - who cares? You'll still work 40hrs plus overtime without getting a raise

We've reinvented the capitalist hellscape for bots.

Pay for the right to work and get killed if you don't earn enough.

https://zhentingqi.github.io/internal/projects/EoM

What a week huh

Thinking about the first time I went to rehab, back in Germany, and at some point I opened a box of snus and the medical professional looked at me like I had just pulled a gun out of my backpack

@MarkAsser I have it on good authority (DW) that elephant apple chutney belongs on everyone's such list, unless they are looking for a laxative

There is something in here about how women look at their completely fake silly skills and say "well that's completely fake and silly" while men look at the exact same skills and say "well that's worth at least 300k".

Neither of them is wrong.

If you see a web developer in the street, beat him. He will know why.

everyone wants housing to be affordable but no one wants their house to be affordable

My coworker, everybody

API gyattway

@golgaloth

As a middle-age enby still discovering themselves, I think that life is a journey, arriving at all matters but there is no "too late".
That's why this Pride month I'm partnering with Deutsche Bahn...

Did you know that cats walk in “direct register”, which means that the back paws always land exactly where the front paws were? This is apparently extremely useful for stealthy hunting.

So, when you feel a cat stab its paw with extreme force into your genitals at 4:00 in the morning, remember to brace yourself: there’s another one coming.

Now, I’m off to find some ice. For no reason.