Dozen = 12
Dozen't = 11

I love getting my phone out to find it's been having a fun pocket adventure. Wifi hotspot and torch are on. Brightness on max. Language set to Croatian.

"All rise for the national anthem"

Some woman plugged her own band during karaoke and never clapped for anyone lol

... food trucks outside

RE: https://mas.to/@carnage4life/117414614520393141

"But first, a word from our sponsor"

@thegarbagebird Technically, you are alive, and also often in your shoes.

Okay the heart areola tattoos were pretty cool

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$5 worldwide shipping is live through Sunday

come come get your prints 💫🙇‍♀️

https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/kim_hu/

Cats are such a scam. You realise they're like 80% air right?

Like 6 weeks of intermittently screaming at Keycloak and we're *so* close to working. Now it's Entra being recalcitrant

@jpm @Unixbigot any idea what we do with the surpluses of copilot NPUs? I don't think they ever found a use for them either...

In light of international lesbian day, I remind you to support your local lesbians with your patronage.

Thank you

My mom was looking at a plush toy platypus and asked me what it was and I showed her a picture of a real platypus to show they were real and she said "they should make more animals" and I was like "who, God?"

Gambling: :blobcatsleep:
Gacha: :neocat_up_sleep:
Crane games: :neocat_flop_sleep:
Reverse parking a car first time: :neocat_catmode:

@glencoe wiggle them lil piggies for me

Okay, this one's going to explain a LOT of the friction you've experienced in teams over the years. Get ready for your mind to be blown by my co-blogger.

https://robotgirlgang.com/2026/09/28/context-vs-direction/

#Communication #ProgramManagement #PeopleOperations #HumanHumanInteractions

Best cockpit announcement yet.

After a long taxi: "Well Folks, we've driven about as far as we can. We're going to have to fly the rest of the way. Flight attendants, please take your seats."

#Flying #Aviation #Planes #Airplane

If you have no courage, then you have no strength. Gravestones won't move for cowards.