sarcoptus scabiumthegarbagebird@theblower.au
May 14, 2026, 7:11 AMwhoever altered the label on the carton so it says ‘boat milk,’ good job. i’ll be turning that concept over in my head all evening
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:googlyeye: Stlex :googlyeye2:infernusgoatus@kvlt.zoneMay 14, 2026, 10:36 AM@thegarbagebird introducing myself to the captain and then immediately asking where the boat's nipples are
Bit Regurgitatorarichtman@eigenmagic.netMay 14, 2026, 10:42 AM@thegarbagebird sexual dimorphism in boats 🤔
Also milk is like a mammalian thing right? So...boats are hairy?