personal cybersecurity these days is either hand-rolling your own everything and vetting every incoming packet or assuming all your details have been leaked and hoping nefarious actors just don't get around to your name

moon too big

i do not “look like shit,” i just haven't loaded properly. check your system specs.

post about crimes. i cannot recommend posting about crimes highly enough. you will not regret posting about crimes.

there’s something living in my shoes

my fucken eyes hurt

lol macdonalds is doing vc strip-mining on itself

what do you mean? we already have the technology. just move the reflect orbital™ mirror to a different star.

we had to destroy the sun, it was blinding our children. and now we have created the conditions for economic resurgence, provision of light and heat is now a vital growth industry, in need of innovative solutions!

oh this is real, someone posted we should all be farmers

especially when there's another muffin with it

i cannot let a muffin go to waste

gonna learn to play a shepard tone

i feel like a lot of people who have vigilante fantasies don't realise how much their continued existence hinges upon the grace of other people, continually resisting the urge to switch them off at the wall with office stationary

designing websites that make people not want to use them has probably been great for productivity

snails are rad

polite at least.

my companion for this short journey is an egg

second thing i need to ask pilcrow about tonight, and this one is wild; shelf-stable cadaver fat

actually you know what fuck it, yes i can