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famfo :frogchamp:famfo
Apr 16, 2026, 2:11 PM
The absolute insanity of the multiple hallucinated additional RFCs WHICH ARE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND but cited as "critical dependencies"
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famfo :frogchamp:famfo
Apr 16, 2026, 2:12 PM
And now all the people going "ohhh the IETF has published IPv8", my brother in Christ, this is a DRAFT not representing ANY consensus
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famfo :frogchamp:famfo
Apr 16, 2026, 2:12 PM
I'm slowly going insane over this :neocat_googly_shocked:
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famfo :frogchamp:famfo
Apr 16, 2026, 2:15 PM
There are already vibe-coded implementations, you have to be kidding me
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famfo :frogchamp:famfo
Apr 16, 2026, 3:43 PM
NOOOOOO, I've been boosted another post about this and FEDI, THIS IS A DRAFT STANDARD, NOT ENDORSED AND WITHOUT OFFICIAL STANDING!!! AAAAAaaaaaaaaa
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famfo :frogchamp:famfo
Apr 17, 2026, 9:25 AM
ANOTHER ONE?????
https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/draft-hause-asip/
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famfo :frogchamp:famfo
Apr 17, 2026, 11:34 AM
The answer to "people submit dump spam" is not to submit more spam :neocat_googly_shocked:
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Radek Pietruszewskiradex@hackerspace.pl
Apr 16, 2026, 2:13 PM
@famfo this draft does feel like psyop. what do they want to distract us from?!
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Megabot#33 :moldlinker: pj@donotsta.re
Apr 16, 2026, 2:18 PM
@famfo this is definitely a vibe-coded RFC for the purpose of making vibe-coded shit work
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Nikita Karamovkytta@polymaths.social
Apr 16, 2026, 3:47 PM
@famfo but it's on ietf dot org, it must be endorsed!!!1!
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Euph0r14Euph0r14@infosec.exchange
Apr 16, 2026, 3:51 PM
@famfo but surely Google wouldn’t lie to me :ablobcatnod:
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famfo :frogchamp:famfo
Apr 16, 2026, 3:53 PM
@Euph0r14 oh my fucking god it verbatim copied half the abstract
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sunz*arisunz@tech.lgbt
Apr 16, 2026, 4:23 PM
@famfo what a perfect snapshot of the state of the internet in The Year Of Our Lord™ 2026
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Kennykbruen@procial.tchncs.de
Apr 16, 2026, 4:09 PM
@famfo@frogs.lgbt IETF is not doing a good job at all at making it look unofficial.
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famfo :frogchamp:famfo
Apr 16, 2026, 4:12 PM
@kbruen there's a big banner :neocat_googly_shocked:
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Έλλεν Εμίλια Ά.ζ.fogti@chaos.social
Apr 16, 2026, 4:12 PM
@famfo @kbruen where? https://www.ietf.org/archive/id/draft-thain-ipv8-00.html
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famfo :frogchamp:famfo
Apr 16, 2026, 4:13 PM
@fogti @kbruen oh, ffs, only on datatracker.
https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/draft-thain-ipv8/
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microplasticmicroplastic@pronounmail.com
Apr 16, 2026, 4:15 PM
@famfo @kbruen this "task force" should "engineer" a better page on the "internet"
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famfo :frogchamp:famfo
Apr 16, 2026, 4:21 PM
@microplastic @kbruen I guess you usually don't go to the archive if you are searching for stuff, especially because it has no additional information like version history etc.
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Kennykbruen@procial.tchncs.de
Apr 16, 2026, 4:22 PM
@famfo@frogs.lgbt @microplastic@h.pronounmail.com :')
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microplasticmicroplastic@pronounmail.com
Apr 16, 2026, 4:26 PM
@famfo @kbruen this is a statement only an IETFhead like you would say
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Val Packett 🧉valpackett@treehouse.systems
Apr 17, 2026, 8:22 AM
@microplastic @famfo @kbruen also ridiculous that any page for viewing a "request" for "comments" would not prominently display any of the damn comments!
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microplasticmicroplastic@pronounmail.com
Apr 16, 2026, 4:14 PM
@famfo @kbruen only on the datatracker, not as clear on archive if you don't know what an ietf draft makes
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Kennykbruen@procial.tchncs.de
Apr 16, 2026, 4:16 PM
@famfo@frogs.lgbt Where? 😅 (https://www.ietf.org/archive/id/draft-thain-ipv8-00.html)
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지지 ᚠᚱᛖᛃᚨ Daniel 黄法官 CyReVoltCyReVolt@mastodon.social
Apr 16, 2026, 5:59 PM
@famfo Expiring in October this year already though?
IPv10 must be on its way as a successor.
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cgnarnecgnarne@hj.9fs.net
Apr 16, 2026, 6:03 PM
@famfo@frogs.lgbt no, this is now canon
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Val Packett 🧉valpackett@treehouse.systems
Apr 17, 2026, 8:20 AM
@famfo "this is some slopster thinking he's a genius" is so much worse than a legit april fools joke ugh
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jn (big endian energy)jn@boopsnoot.de
Apr 17, 2026, 8:27 AM
@valpackett @famfo back in my day, false genuises had to be committed enough to write their nonsense by hand!!
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dmi 💽 domi@donotsta.re
Apr 17, 2026, 9:28 AM
@famfo kill me
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microplasticmicroplastic@pronounmail.com
Apr 17, 2026, 9:40 AM
@famfo WE THE WORST PROTOCOLS
ANOTHA ONE
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cat::<kleinesFilmröllchen>filmroellchen@chaos.social
Apr 17, 2026, 12:08 PM
@famfo i am also going insane over this, and the mailing list is joining me.
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dmi 💽 domi@donotsta.re
Apr 16, 2026, 4:06 PM
@famfo you and me both…
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orvaorva@social.orva.fi
Apr 17, 2026, 8:24 AM
@famfo To me it seems like the insanity around this is taking hold quite fast! So only slowly getting insane is a good thing?
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LilaHexeLilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top
Apr 16, 2026, 2:22 PM
@famfo ok yeah I thought it might be AI generated
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famfo :frogchamp:famfo
Apr 16, 2026, 2:39 PM
@LilaHexe there's no way it isn't
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LilaHexeLilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top
Apr 16, 2026, 2:39 PM
@famfo I only had a glance at it, because even the premise is just fucked
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LilaHexeLilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top
Apr 16, 2026, 2:41 PM
@famfo gonna submit IPv67
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⏣-6667 the NiviasOverride@mk.absturztau.be
Apr 16, 2026, 9:37 PM
@famfo@frogs.lgbt @LilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top IPv68+-1, as geheimorga intended
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Ity Kittytranquillity@mastodon.minionflo.net
Apr 17, 2026, 1:07 PM
@LilaHexe @famfo IP69 and IP420 when
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⏣-6667 the NiviasOverride@mk.absturztau.be
Apr 16, 2026, 9:36 PM
@famfo@frogs.lgbt @LilaHexe@fedi.lilahexe.top Yeah I had to stop after 5 lines out of self protection
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Euph0r14Euph0r14@infosec.exchange
Apr 16, 2026, 3:41 PM
@famfo @LilaHexe it’s 100% LLM generated / output, they tried to use emdashes in a ascii only text document 😭
(Oh yeah and the writing style is absolutely how ChatGPT writes)
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patterpatterfloof@meow.social
Apr 16, 2026, 2:56 PM
@LilaHexe @famfo had to look at the date on it 'cos it sounded too much like an april fools that's onlt now been noticed outside the IETF
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Frost, ᛁᛊᛟᛚᚠᚱ 🐺❄️:therian:IceWolf@masto.brightfur.net
Apr 16, 2026, 3:01 PM
@patterfloof @LilaHexe @famfo Yeah my first thought was "...what. This has to be a joke. This cannot possibly be serious."
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famfo :frogchamp:famfo
Apr 16, 2026, 3:07 PM
@IceWolf @patterfloof @LilaHexe April fools RFCs are at least funny to read, this is just painful and ignoring all lessons that could be learned from BOTH IPv4 and v6
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Frost, ᛁᛊᛟᛚᚠᚱ 🐺❄️:therian:IceWolf@masto.brightfur.net
Apr 16, 2026, 3:08 PM
@famfo @patterfloof @LilaHexe And like, OAuth?? Telemetry??? WTF
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Kookie 🍪🇵🇸kookie@chaosfem.tw
Apr 16, 2026, 3:00 PM
@famfo Beautiful :akko_confused:
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dmi 💽 domi@donotsta.re
Apr 16, 2026, 4:05 PM
@famfo honestly my favourite part
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