Trans people: "We would like basic healthcare, people calling us by our names, and treating us as our gender."

Transphobes: So you want to mutilate children!

Trans people: What? No! What the fuck are you talking about?!?

Transphobes: So you want to rape women then!

Trans people: Hunh? Wait a second, how did you get to that conclusion? Fuck no!

Transphobes: You're basically calling for the downfall of Western Civilization then!

Trans people: Yes! Well... But not because of that, that's a whole separate issue. Right now we're just talking about healthcare and names.