“It was touted as the biggest float since Telstra in the 1990s, but the share market debut of data centre operator Firmus is in trouble before it has even hit the share market.”

Is it just me, or does “Firmus” sound like an inept, narcissistic villain from Futurama or Rick and Morty?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10-08/firmus-ipo-underwhelms-before-it-hits-the-market/107241548

* Edited to add: Elsewhere, someone told me “Firmus Piett was a Star Wars middle manager.”

Which is kind of hilarious, and worst of all, possibly deliberate.