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cassieporglezomp@mastodon.social
Sep 16, 2026, 6:31 PM
@joe rhythm gamers sobbing at their web browser
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CharlotteCenTdemeern1@eepy.moe
Sep 16, 2026, 6:32 PM
@joe@f.duriansoftware.com Good great awesome outstanding amazing
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ninifilenine@hachyderm.io
Sep 16, 2026, 11:44 PM
@CenTdemeern1 @joe i clicked on the original post hoping it'd be a reference to that!
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Pierremaccatalan@techhub.social
Sep 16, 2026, 7:09 PM
@joe
Corollary
HTTP/1.1 400 Bad
HTTP/1.1 401 Worse
HTTP/1.1 402 Appalling
HTTP/1.1 403 Dreadful
HTTP/1.1 404 Abysmal
Disagreements over the scale of intensity is what lead to HTTP/2. Everybody, however, was pleased with 404 being "abysmal" 😉
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Barktic Fox :therian:alahmnat@woof.tech
Sep 16, 2026, 8:40 PM
@joe "Please rate this browser request five stars"
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Joe Fabisevich :verified:mergesort@macaw.social
Sep 16, 2026, 11:04 PM
@joe HTTP/1.1 206 Encroyable
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Vincent SparksAVincentInSpace@furry.engineer
Sep 17, 2026, 7:22 AM
@joe HTTP/1.1 204 No Notes
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Kevin Lydalyda@mastodon.ie
Sep 17, 2026, 7:27 AM
@joe
HTTP/1.1 2oo Hey, at least you tried.
HTTP/1.1 2.. Hey, at least you started to try.
HTTP/1.1 2 Good effort, but not enough.
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Daniel Borgesmsk@mastodon.gamedev.place
Sep 17, 2026, 11:59 AM
@lyda @joe
HTTP/1.1 2.0 Better than Web3
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6@possum.city
Sep 17, 2026, 7:37 AM
@joe@f.duriansoftware.com now go the other way
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🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🚫👑brouhaha@mastodon.social
Sep 17, 2026, 7:40 AM
@joe
199
198
...
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Bullsdonk 🔜 FMbullsworth@meow.social
Sep 17, 2026, 8:16 AM
@joe
HTTP/1.1 209 How are you?
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GlitchyXPglitchy404@wetdry.world
Sep 17, 2026, 11:57 AM
@joe bejeweled games when you get incredibly lucky
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Spoopyfox鬼狐狸spottyfox@pounced-on.me
Sep 17, 2026, 3:15 PM
@joe
HTTP/1.1 198 Missed
HTTP/1.1 199 Bad
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🌈bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
Sep 17, 2026, 3:27 PM
@joe
HTTP 418 I am a teapot
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Ted Mielczarektedmielczarek@mastodon.social
Sep 17, 2026, 3:47 PM
@joe we can keep going, SUPER UBER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oPIGXsDwyg
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Ulrichulrich@social.server17.net
Sep 17, 2026, 3:49 PM
@joe
HTTP/1.1 418 What the …..?
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crowcrow@irlqt.net
Sep 17, 2026, 5:12 PM
@joe@f.duriansoftware.com brb, updating my site: https://http.xvrqt.com
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Ben Berrybengerman@hachyderm.io
Sep 17, 2026, 8:15 PM
@joe HTTP/1.1 400 okay...
HTTP/1.1 401 Fine.
HTTP/1.1 402 Good for you, I guess
HTTP/1.1 403 oh, great
HTTP/1.1 404 amazing
HTTP/1.1 405 wow, incredible
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Matt Palmerwomble@infosec.exchange
Sep 17, 2026, 9:00 PM
@joe I thought that was going a different way:
HTTP/1.1 200 OK
HTTP/1.1 201 Fine
HTTP/1.1 202 Whatever
HTTP/1.1 203 Deep Sigh
HTTP/1.1 204 FFS
HTTP/1.1 205 *Throws Chair*
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Matt Palmerwomble@infosec.exchange
Sep 17, 2026, 9:01 PM
@joe (the "P" in HTTP stands for passive aggressive)
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Diego Silvasilva467@mastodon.social
Sep 18, 2026, 6:11 AM
Hey
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Niacniacdoial@tilde.zone
Sep 18, 2026, 7:05 AM
@joe
rhythm game where you play as an HTTP server
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