@TheBreadmonkey @adhdeanasl @Alice @mothninja I've been thinking about migrating to beige but I wanted to check and make sure (1) that y'all are cool with that, (2) that nothing weird will happen to me, and (3) that there are no minimum personal hygiene requirements.
@middleclasstool @adhdeanasl @Alice @mothninja
You are most welcome. There's quite a lot of admin and blood-letting but don't worry about any of that. Just do your move and we'll have the doctors do their week-long assessment. There's quite a lot of forms to sign but once your dna has been all mapped out you can move on to the initiation ceremony and then your commitment to the One True Path. It's all very normal. Just get your affairs in order and say goodbye to your loved ones etc. X
@TheBreadmonkey No more administratively intensive than a visit to your GP, and still not a cult. @middleclasstool @Alice @mothninja
@middleclasstool We’d love to have you join.
1. We’d be very cool with that!
2. The only thing that would happen to you is that you’d have a bunch of new kind, funny neighbors.
3. Until Smell-O-Vision is perfected, no hygiene-based requirements exist for Beige.
We’re only *rumored* to be a cult. No hard evidence has ever been entered into a court of law. Just sayin’.