Have you tried self-hosting? It's on Docker. It's literally on Yunohost. It's on Cloudron with ads. You can probably host it on PikaPods. Dude it's on Elestia. It's a Zeabur original. It's on ClawCloud. You can run it on ClawCloud. You can go to ClawCloud and run it. Log onto ClawCloud right now
@joe ClawCloud has it for you
@baralheia @joe i don't trust this company
Sep 20, 2025, 9:12 PM@joe ClawCloud has it for you
@joe and people say LLMs generate nonsense
Sep 20, 2025, 9:31 PM
@eviloatmeal @joe I had too much extra space so I went to Extra Space Storage but they were unhelpful
Hitting up the Hiller Air Museum next
@eviloatmeal @joe A shame, it would really save on rent.
@joe is this real
@joe you made all those names up, didn't you?
@nxskok i wish
Sep 20, 2025, 9:55 PM@joe "Who the hell are all of you people?"
Sep 20, 2025, 10:48 PM@colinstu@birdbutt.com @joe@f.duriansoftware.com @hexaitos@squawk.social they're not sadly
Sep 21, 2025, 1:44 PM
Sep 20, 2025, 10:33 PM@joe
Okay their website looks cool and all, but on the game server page they say
> Up To 100+Configurations Per Game
So first it's "up to" to indicate there may be fewer, then it's "+" to indicate there may be more. So how many are there? 7? 385? 101?
Sep 21, 2025, 5:36 AM@EndlessMason
Great, thanks
@joe
Sep 20, 2025, 10:36 PM@joe@f.duriansoftware.com clawcloud cracked me up :crabrave:
@joe @jiub I can't believe it's fucking real https://claw.cloud/
Oct 14, 2025, 1:10 PM@Lunaphied @joe @jiub are you fucking kidding me
this is a hate crime
@joe we've come full circle
@joe@f.duriansoftware.com I guess it runs on CasaOS
@joe Bare metal baybee!!!
@joe it’sa me, Elestio
@joe@f.duriansoftware.com Please just give me a makefile I beg of you
@joe uh... context? what are we talking about self-hosting here?
kinda hope this isn't real, i'm not gonna check
@joe
It's on the Yunohost
It's on the PikaPods
It's on the combination Yunohost and PikaPods
Sep 21, 2025, 5:54 AM@joe ClawCloud must be where Bob Loblaw's Law Blog is hosted
@joe discovering Proxmox made a lot of these 1 click install programs obsolete for me. At least in the long run.
@joe is this satire?
Sep 22, 2025, 8:58 AM
@joe clawcloud has it for you
@joe Give me docker-compose.yml, so I can just docker compose up -d on mine machine
@joe@f.duriansoftware.com clawcloud is so good gtheir website just doesnt load at all on my phone
Sep 21, 2025, 10:04 PM@joe Clawcloud has all you need
@joe@f.duriansoftware.com i don't get this.
and that's why it's funny.
Sep 22, 2025, 8:26 AM@joe I am always appalled at the amount of complexity people are ok to cope with, and the amount of money they’re happy to throw at random companies, just because they don’t want to spend $35 on a RPi at home to run their containers.
@joe wait, so there's a self-hosting service called "you no host"? Lol that's a name fail
@TheMNWolf @joe probably "why you no host?"
@babble_endanger @TheMNWolf @joe That is exactly it
Sep 22, 2025, 9:57 AM@joe where did we go wrong as a species
Sep 24, 2025, 1:47 PM@joe what are all of those o_O
@joe damn, I thought you just started making up names
@joe@f.duriansoftware.com why wouldn't you trust John Doe and Jayce Talis with your data?
