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Fesshole 🧻fesshole@mastodon.social
Oct 24, 2026, 11:25 AM
I refuse to pay for Costa coffees out of them machines. I can't remember the last time I paid for one. Just confidently hold it at the self checkout and waltz out. Free coffee tastes even better.
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Edinburgh Manedinburgh_man@mastodon.scot
Oct 24, 2026, 11:31 AM
@fesshole See also IKEA coffee machines.
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BoneHouseWasps🔶🇬🇧🇪🇺BoneHouseWasps@beige.party
Oct 24, 2026, 11:37 AM
@fesshole Not if it's Costa, it doesn't. 🤮
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Clayfootclayfoot@mastodon.social
Oct 24, 2026, 12:10 PM
@fesshole It's the machines that make coffee bad! Coffee must be ground to a powder with a mortar and pestle, then boiled in an ibrik right before you. Otherwise, it's no better than drinking tea.
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