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  • Oct 16, 2026, 4:44 AM

    #Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

    Two teens (14?) are in deep conversation while walking home from school.
    One says: "I'm a very candid person. I can tell anyone anything."
    "Anything?"
    "Almost anything. Well, not really. But I WANT to be a candid person."

    A tiny human (2?) wearing a unicorn helmet is sitting on the back of Dad's bike.
    Tiny Human Unicorn is waving with suitable aplomb at everyone he passes.
    Both hands (hooves?) in action.
    Unicorns must let their public know they're adored!

    A very fluffy black dog (poodle cross hair-salon-whoopsie) is sitting on the back of his human's tricycle. Hair being buffeted here and there in the wind.
    Giving any other dog they pass a WOOF of greeting before rolling off into the distance.

    A small human (3?) is a picture of utmost woe due to a cookie deficit because she has eaten her cookie.
    With maximum gravity she says to Mum: "I have to go outside and hug Jess so I feel better."
    She then walks just outside and hugs a patient elderly staffy while Mum finishes her coffee.

    A small human (5?) is dictating ALL the rules for a game to her little brother (3?) in a park.
    Her grave tone most implying that DIRE consequences will happen if the game is not played properly.
    Meanwhile Little Brother is looking speculatively at the puddle near his sister's feet.

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  • Oct 16, 2026, 4:45 AM

    Any typos spotted in this post are candid typos. If typos spotted, they'll be explaining their firm opinions to all their errant punctuation... while maybe hiding behind a wall of reinforced dictionaries. Those exclamation marks have been known to get rowdy.

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