Trump recently declared if Republicans win both the House and the Senate, he will give every American a $5,000 check.

The Babylon Bee are on point 😆
“Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government”
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-pledges-that-if-voters-defeat-socialism-in-november-they-will-each-get-an-equal-redistribution-of-wealth-from-the-government #UsPol #Politics