Stefano Marinellistefano@bsd.cafe
Oct 14, 2026, 7:29 PMI'm considering a presentation for EuroBSDCon 2027. The title could be:
"How to vibe code an OpenBSD Bluetooth Driver".
@h3artbl33d - I think you second this, don't you? 😆
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Oct 14, 2026, 7:31 PM@stefano @h3artbl33d don't tarnish your reputation by this, please. - Unless you have a really good plan, lol.
Oct 14, 2026, 7:33 PMDo you still remember those elite commandos that came to rescue you yesterday, when you were experiencing severe distress?
Well, now even they know you are beyond saving. This is a photo of them when they heard about this Toot.
- Stefano Marinellistefano@bsd.cafeOct 14, 2026, 7:38 PM
@h3artbl33d 😆
Ok, ok. Let's re-phrase it:
"How to vibe prepare a Tiramisu and eat it, without using Rust".No, I don't like rusty Tiramisu
- Oct 14, 2026, 8:07 PM
How you vibe prepare the Tiramisu is done like this:
- Get it out of the fridge 30 minutes before consuming
- Make sure you have good company, perhaps a nice drink to your liking
- Put on some lovely background music
- Enjoy the Tiramisu
That is how proper vibing is done.
- Stefano Marinellistefano@bsd.cafeOct 14, 2026, 8:15 PM
@h3artbl33d totally agree!
Armin HanischLinkshaender@bildung.socialOct 14, 2026, 7:45 PM@stefano @h3artbl33d Well, it looks like someone beat you to this. 😎
https://www.kmx.io/blog/started-working-on-OpenBSD-bluetooth-stack
"So I took the 5.5 code and ported it to -current with a lot of help from ChatGPT o3. After a few days of refactoring it builds!“
- Stefano Marinellistefano@bsd.cafeOct 14, 2026, 7:48 PM
@Linkshaender @h3artbl33d whoa...
Ricardo Martín :bsdhead:ricardo@bsd.cafeOct 14, 2026, 8:01 PM@stefano There is no amount of tiramisu you could offer to bribe your way into this 🤔
@h3artbl33d
Scott Francisdarkuncle@infosec.exchangeOct 14, 2026, 8:02 PMstep 1: open Claude Code
step 2: generate Linux drivers because that’s all it’s trained on
step 3: submit to tech@ and get flamed by Theo
step 4: profit??- Stefano Marinellistefano@bsd.cafeOct 14, 2026, 8:14 PM
@darkuncle @h3artbl33d after all, it’s Fish Linux, isn’t it?
- Scott Francisdarkuncle@infosec.exchangeOct 14, 2026, 8:22 PM
@stefano @h3artbl33d classic
Parade du Grotesque 💀ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.orgOct 14, 2026, 8:37 PMWould you like to start a flame war?
Because that's how you start a flame war! 😂
Abdelkader Boudihseuros@bsd.cafeOct 14, 2026, 9:01 PMIF openBSD don't want your driver... Rewrite it in RUST and join https://github.com/forkedevolution
