Irene ZhangireneMay 27, 2026, 11:39 PM@regehr @ricci no those don’t sound like typical human functions.
The Audacity of Nopesecretasianman@types.plMay 27, 2026, 11:52 PM@irene @regehr @ricci we're on mastodon and are far from typical
Irene ZhangireneMay 27, 2026, 11:56 PM@secretasianman @regehr @ricci yeah but I’ve never been on c-span
Rob RicciricciMay 27, 2026, 11:57 PM@irene @regehr typical human Ted Cruz who certainly does not possess more than median number of human bodies enjoys performing typical human activities such as "macarena", "deny humans basic rights", and "360 degree head swivel"
John Regehrregehr@mastodon.socialMay 28, 2026, 12:20 AM@ricci @irene I heard he can abase himself more times by 7am than most people can by dinnertime