Catherynne M. ValenteCatvalente@wandering.shop
Oct 23, 2026, 12:52 PMI woke up with the old Big Red gum commercial jingle stuck in my head and to be quite frank that’s mean as hell, Brain.
Why are you hitting yourself?
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Enema CowboyEnema_Cowboy@dotnet.socialOct 23, 2026, 1:07 PMShould we provide a replacement earworm to drive it out?
This post has me remembering Big Red soda. *shudder*
Oct 23, 2026, 1:21 PM@Catvalente Are you suggesting that you don't want to give your breath long-lasting freshness?
Angela Korra'tiannathepiper@mastodon.murkworks.netOct 23, 2026, 3:29 PM@Catvalente Goddammit, now I'm songvirused with it, hi, I am ALSO enough of an Old to remember every word of that jingle. 🤣