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Fesshole 🧻fesshole@mastodon.social
Oct 16, 2026, 9:25 PM
Husband begged for an open marriage, eventually I agreed. He has yet to go on a date. I go on a "date" every couple of weeks, but I'm actually just taking my best friend to dinner for a girls night out. If he asks, her name is Michael.
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Sin Vegasinvega@mas.to
Oct 16, 2026, 9:26 PM
@fesshole elite move
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Mute Dog BrewingMutedog@mastodon.social
Oct 16, 2026, 9:39 PM
@fesshole LOL brilliant. Also WTF is wrong with your husband? What an idiot.
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L'égrégore André ꕭꕬMabande@mastodon.social
Oct 16, 2026, 10:05 PM
@Mutedog @fesshole There's just so many dudes who think they'll be knee deep in swinging women, and there's almost an equal amount who wind up dateless and seeing the wife/girlfriend they convinced to go along with it get wined and dined and have the time of their lives.
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Mute Dog BrewingMutedog@mastodon.social
Oct 16, 2026, 10:13 PM
@Mabande @fesshole did they forget what dating was like that quickly? This guy probably had someone in mind who immediately turned him down. Regardless, he definitely doesn't deserve the faithful wife he's got.
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L'égrégore André ꕭꕬMabande@mastodon.social
Oct 16, 2026, 10:17 PM
@Mutedog @fesshole Yep, I hope she and "Michael" can find someone better.
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Opoponaxopoponax@mastodon.social
Oct 17, 2026, 3:57 AM
@Mabande @Mutedog @fesshole Meanwhile, the husband posting on Reddit Am I the Arsehole:
"AITA for wanting to close an open marriage I pressured my spouse into because I haven't gotten any dates but they're getting more attention than me?"
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Robert Pickeringrobertpi@functional.cafe
Oct 17, 2026, 5:57 AM
@opoponax @Mabande @Mutedog @fesshole
Or the guy has more time to spend with his secret model railways now his wife's out of the house more.
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VojagantoVojaganto@mastodon.ie
Oct 16, 2026, 10:30 PM
@fesshole this is leading into an “if you like pina coladas” type situation I feel
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Wyatt MorganWyattMorgan@mastodon.social
Oct 17, 2026, 12:33 AM
@fesshole
✅ DON'T MlSS TH1S SURPRlSE!🎉
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jackdaw deliladelila@chaos.social
Oct 17, 2026, 9:34 AM
@fesshole Think this is a follow up fess but the first one was ages ago and I'm not away to search for it
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⁂ Fish Id Wardrobefishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk
Oct 17, 2026, 12:43 PM
@fesshole better that way around, then him coming to her when he's already got someone else he wants a relationship with?
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