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L'égrégore André ꕭꕬMabande@mastodon.social
Oct 16, 2026, 10:05 PM
@Mutedog @fesshole There's just so many dudes who think they'll be knee deep in swinging women, and there's almost an equal amount who wind up dateless and seeing the wife/girlfriend they convinced to go along with it get wined and dined and have the time of their lives.
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Mute Dog BrewingMutedog@mastodon.social
Oct 16, 2026, 10:13 PM
@Mabande @fesshole did they forget what dating was like that quickly? This guy probably had someone in mind who immediately turned him down. Regardless, he definitely doesn't deserve the faithful wife he's got.
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L'égrégore André ꕭꕬMabande@mastodon.social
Oct 16, 2026, 10:17 PM
@Mutedog @fesshole Yep, I hope she and "Michael" can find someone better.
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Opoponaxopoponax@mastodon.social
Oct 17, 2026, 3:57 AM
@Mabande @Mutedog @fesshole Meanwhile, the husband posting on Reddit Am I the Arsehole:
"AITA for wanting to close an open marriage I pressured my spouse into because I haven't gotten any dates but they're getting more attention than me?"
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Robert Pickeringrobertpi@functional.cafe
Oct 17, 2026, 5:57 AM
@opoponax @Mabande @Mutedog @fesshole
Or the guy has more time to spend with his secret model railways now his wife's out of the house more.
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The Doctordrwho@masto.hackers.town
Oct 18, 2026, 10:00 PM
@robertpi @opoponax @Mabande @Mutedog @fesshole Or reading a book.
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