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  • Oct 11, 2026, 1:30 PM

    Many years ago I planted a pampas grass because I liked the flowers (sigh, no, not that). Trouble is, the leaves are like kitchen knives and it grew very, very big, and I was getting sliced too often. So I dug it out, it was huge, and I broke the spade getting it out. For a few years this great lump of a root ball sat on the patio, covered to stop it regrowing. At last today I cleared it and reclaimed the patio. It’s now a really nice mulch, and there’s lots of it. 🥳 #gardening

    A pampas grass flowering
    The root ball of the pampas grass upside down. It’s about a metre tall and across.
    A “heavy duty” fibreglass spade, snapped. Super strong, apparently.
    What the root ball looks like today, dark brown fibrous mulch. It covered about 6 square metres.
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