Hello Sharks, I'd like to present to you today the future of computing.
I call it Stephen.
Stephen is an intern.
You submit prompts to Stephen, in the form of Jira tickets.
Stephen then asks lots of questions, and then delivers something almost, but not entirely, unlike what you requested.
We're asking for 1.2 billion dollars for 30% equity, so we can scale Stephen.
We consider Stephen to be the most remarkable, most realistic artificial intelligence available.
He considers this offensive, and claims that he is, in fact, just normal intelligent.
But that can't be right, right? He's just an intern.
For $2B we can throw in two senior SWEs and a sysadmin.
@ajroach42 is it true that Stephen the intern runs on ham sandwiches and oatmilk lattes, not a fleet of GE Vernova LM2500XPRESS gas turbines?
@sconlan In fact it is!
Stephen has a worrying habit of downtime for 6 - 8 hours each day though, somewhat unpredictably.
@ajroach42 That's a process called reconsolidation. Don't talk too much about it though because it's your secret sauce compared to traditional AI: No more extensive (and expensive) "training" phase followed by a cheap (and long) "inference" phase, Stephen is built to optimize the model continuously!
Scientists expect that this interleaved model will lead to models that stop making the same old mistakes all the time.
@ajroach42
I'm tired
I couldn't figure out why a hockey team would need to do anything with Jira tickets...