Interviewer: You are the Church's most diligent witch-hunter. What is the basis of your faith in the power of God?

Witch Hunter: Oh, I don't have any faith in that. It's just a bunch of stories and rituals to keep certain men in power.

I: Then why do you hunt witches?

WH: Because their stuff DOES work. They can alter the fabric of reality -- and that's terrifying.

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