• type timtfj.com or https://timtfj.com depending on whether I want a link
• set the visibility of an individual post anywhere from totally private to totally public
• set the language of an individual post to the one I actually use in it
• read replies to health communicators without having to brace myself for blocking an army of trolls
• post audio files direct from a mobile browser
• browse a timeline of "everyone", like I could in 2008
• hide long annoying lists behind a handy "show more" button
• create a poll that allows multiple selections
• view posts chronologically, knowing the system won't periodically switch me to a horrible algorithmically generated order
• access my favourites without having to go via my profile page
• customise the info fields on my profile
• verify the link to my site
• write excessively long posts
• obsessively edit a posted post
• favourite a sort-of DM
• bookmark a sort-of DM
• write a sort-of DM as a threaded reply to someone's post
• have more than one pinned post
• mute someone just for a specified period
• place a note for myself on someone's profile
• filter posts without completely hiding them, so they're placed behind a message of my choosing
• see notifications grouped by category (useful if there are a lot)
• set how an image is cropped for preview
• Decide which replies by members of a list are displayed in its feed
• Talk about a hashtag without thereby tagging the post with it ("Unlisted" achieves this)
• When typing, see hashtag suggestions which say how often each is used, and choose the best one
• Read a hashtag and not find it full of spam
• See popup suggestions for emojis while typing. For example :-) suggests 🙂 😉 😃 .