Jess👾JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange
Oct 22, 2026, 2:36 PM@mhoye It's like some folks don't want a whole CI/CD just to update their website...
@mhoye It's like some folks don't want a whole CI/CD just to update their website...
@JessTheUnstill God, yeah. "Oh, everyone knows that if you're going to learn ReactFlorboz on your own, first you need to learn to be a systems admin to install the ninjyblizner sconzadonk pipeline so the fragglet fonkastonk automatically rebuild and you can automatically recompile your scrumpwingle widgelets when you redeploy your cloud oompa-loompdas."
"Why would I do any of that?"
"Obviously because otherwise it won't scale."
Mm. 'Why do I have to use Mongo?'
'Because it's webscale. Do you even lift, bro? Etc.'