A dragon came to the royal castle and requested an audience with the king.

"I hear," the dragon said, "that you have no princess."

"So?"

"So I propose you adopt me."

"You're a girl?"

"I could be."

"Sorry. But wouldn't that bring more dragons?"

The dragon fluttered her eyelashes. "I hope so."

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