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Kit BashirUnixbigot@aus.social
Oct 3, 2026, 9:59 PM
ABOUT THE ROLE: The Forward-Deployed Quality Engineer acts to ensure complete test coverage of the application by eliminating database entries that fall outside test coverage.
ABOUT YOU: You are comfortable working within our ISO9001c quality process, and have at least five years experience with precision telescopic-sighted long arms and a documented kill-rate exceeding 95%. In addition you have at least ten deletions with knife or garrote.
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srslypascalsrslypascal@chaos.social
Oct 3, 2026, 10:38 PM
@Unixbigot
"The quality assurance engineer knows what is broken at all times. It knows this because it knows what isn't broken. By subtracting what is broken from what isn't, or what is not broken from what is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation.
Management uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive developers from a position where they weren't to a
position where they shouldn't have been, but now are."
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srslypascalsrslypascal@chaos.social
Oct 3, 2026, 10:39 PM
@Unixbigot
"The quality assurance engineer knows what is broken at all times. It knows this because it knows what isn't broken. By subtracting what is broken from what isn't, or what is not broken from what is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation.
Management uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive developers from a position where they weren't to a position where they shouldn't have been, but now are."
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